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carrotcakebanditdoodles: how to own a sasuke kitty

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 18:00:51 -0400

carrotcakebanditdoodles:

how to own a sasuke kitty

Strange Science

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 21:28:40 -0400

Camels have three eyelids to protect their eyes from blowing sand.

"Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it."

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 21:21:51 -0400

“Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.”

- Anonymous

Funnies

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 21:19:00 -0400

What’s lighter than a feather, but hard to hold for very long?

Answer: Your breath.

Why is the library the tallest building around?

Answer: It has the most stories.

Why can you break just by speaking?

Answer: Silence.

What fruit will you never find alone?

Answer: Pears.

What do frogs do when their cars break down?

Answer: They get toad.

What flowers might talk to you?

Answer: Tulips.

What are fish so smart?

Answer: They’re often in schools.

When does a doctor have good character?

Answer: When he has lots of patients (patience).

What falls often, but never gets hurt?

Answer: Rain.

"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There’s one called..."

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 21:02:08 -0400

“I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There’s one called “brightness,”but it doesn’t work.”

- Anonymous

"I spilled spot remember on my dog-now he’s gone."

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 20:58:07 -0400

“I spilled spot remember on my dog-now he’s gone.”

- Stephen Wright

Wacky Words

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 20:56:15 -0400

You can also refer to your big toe as your “hallux”

‎Mom hands me phone to answer

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 15:03:31 -0400

Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

adultjokes18plus: Follow for more adult humor!

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 14:58:40 -0400

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Follow for more adult humor!

jessedizzydiaz: Making a lot of these tonight :)

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 16:45:03 -0400

jessedizzydiaz:

Making a lot of these tonight :)

30 Day Naruto Challenge

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 16:44:00 -0400

Day 13: Favorite Naruto Quote(s)

Can’t chose…….to many….an hour later……FOUND ONE!

These are the words that Naruto lives by. “In the ninja world those who brake the rules are scum. But those that abandon their friends are worse then scum” - Kakashi

“I don’t need that Uchiha kid.. Because there is no fun in...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 16:38:19 -0400

“I don’t need that Uchiha kid.. Because there is no fun in teachin a prodigy, that was born perfect.”- Jiraya

leamykamcdonough: Hahaha!! Just got owned by Naruto!! Woooohoo...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 16:36:05 -0400

leamykamcdonough:

Hahaha!!

Just got owned by Naruto!!

Woooohoo Go Narutó

monicamirjana10: While you’re alive, you need a reason for your...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 16:34:36 -0400

monicamirjana10:

While you’re alive, you need a reason for your existence. Being unable to find one is the same as being dead. — Naruto Uzumaki

"Peace under an illusion is not true peace. It’s only meaningful if the real world manages to..."

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 16:31:04 -0400

“Peace under an illusion is not true peace. It’s only meaningful if the real world manages to accomplish it.”

- ~Sabaku no Gaara~ (via anithou)

"The true measure of a shinobi is not how he lives but how he dies. It’s not what they do in life,..."

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 16:30:03 -0400

“The true measure of a shinobi is not how he lives but how he dies. It’s not what they do in life, but what they did before dying that proves their worth. Thinking back of it, my story is one full of failures. Tsunade rejected me every time. I couldn’t save my friend, I failed to protect my student… and my teacher. Compared with the Hokage who came before me, my accomplishments have all been petty and insignificant. I wanted to die like them…”

- ~Jiraiya~ (via anithou)

"I thought I’d never have a real bond with anyone, not until I met people like you and Iruka-sensei...."

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 16:26:15 -0400

““I thought I’d never have a real bond with anyone, not until I met people like you and Iruka-sensei. I knew you were always alone. I felt better knowing that there was someone like me… I wanted to hang out with you. It just made me happy! But I couldn’t… I was jealous of how skilled you were, so I turned you into a rival. I wanted to be just like you. I started as nothing but… I finally made a connection. We went on missions as Team 7, and I kept chasing you, wanting to be just as strong, just as cool… I’m really glad I met you!” - Naruto”

- (via survivorofthehidden)

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carrotcakebanditdoodles: how to own a sasuke kitty

Strange Science

"Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it."

Funnies

"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There’s one called..."

"I spilled spot remember on my dog-now he’s gone."

Wacky Words

‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*

adultjokes18plus: Follow for more adult humor!

jessedizzydiaz: Making a lot of these tonight :)

30 Day Naruto Challenge

“I don’t need that Uchiha kid.. Because there is no fun in...

leamykamcdonough: Hahaha!! Just got owned by Naruto!! Woooohoo...

monicamirjana10: While you’re alive, you need a reason for your...

"Peace under an illusion is not true peace. It’s only meaningful if the real world manages to..."

"The true measure of a shinobi is not how he lives but how he dies. It’s not what they do in life,..."

"I thought I’d never have a real bond with anyone, not until I met people like you and Iruka-sensei...."

‎Mom hands me phone to answer